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| GEORDIE BLANKER | Give a man a fish & you'll feed him for a day-Give a man a fishing rod & you'll never see him again! | | |
| Billy no Baits | There is no passion to be found in playing small – in settling for a life that is less than what you are capable of living - Nelson Mandela, South African president | | |
| Dave | If I have seen further it is only by standing on the shoulders of Giants | | |
| Billy no Baits | Better to be thought a fool than to open ones mouth and confirm it beyond all doubt! | | |
| Billy no Baits | I hope I live long enough to ensure that my wife doesn't sell my fishing tackle for what I told her it cost! | | |
| Dave | I see, he said, that Paris was liberated in August. I guess the Parisians didn't find out about it till September, when they came back. | | |
| Billy no Baits | "A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you have" Thomas Jefferson | | |
| Billy no Baits | If a man in a wood says something, and no woman hears him, Is he still wrong? | | |
| Rushy | Heart of gold, nerves of steel, knob of butter....... | | |
| Billy no Baits | One of the secrets of life is to make stepping stones out of stumbling blocks. Jack Penn | | |
| Billy no Baits | All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Spike Milligan | | |
| Billy no Baits | Why does a "slight" tax increase cost you £200.00, and a "substantial" tax cut saves you £30.00? | | |
| Billy no Baits | Some people are like a Slinky ... Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. | | |
| Billy no Baits | I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be. - Douglas Adams | | |
| Billy no Baits | "A woman drove me to drink and I never had the courtesy to thank her" H.G. Wells | | |
| Billy no Baits | Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Miss Piggy | | |
| Billy no Baits | Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass......... It's about learning to dance in the rain. | | |
| Billy no Baits | Dont you find it Funny that after Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), the rest of the week says WTF......... | | |
| Billy no Baits | The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. | | |
| adie150268 | give a man a gun and he will rob a bank. Give a man a bank and he will rob the world | | |
| adie150268 | If a fisherman says it weighed 10 pounds it was probably five. If he says it cost five pounds it was probably ten | | |